So you know how people write little pictures or messages on a steamy bathroom mirror, and the next person who steams it up sees the sweet little "I love you" or a heart or a smiley face? I'm talking about people in non-dysfunctional relationships, people who still like each other, people still stokin' the fires of romance, you know.
Yesterday I took a shower (yes, my third one of the week! I was on a ROLL!). And as I stood in front of the foggy mirror, avoiding eye contact with the towel-clad middle aged woman standing there, I saw an image in the steam.
At first, I thought it was an upside down heart. "Aww..which one of my angels are sending me a message?" I wondered.
And then I saw that no, it wasn't an upside down heart. It was a huge, cartoony, right-side-up penis.
I can't say for certain which kid did it, but just between you and me? I'd put my money on the 11 year old.
I cannot wait to tell this story to his future girlfriend.