To the fellow (I'm praying it was a man) who stumbled upon my blog by typing this appetizing blend of words into a search engine:
"big naked hairy hausfrau"
Due to the fact that Minneapolis is currently second only to the rain forests in terms of humidity, I've been showing more skin as of late. My razor has been brought out of retirement.
Come back in January. Happy Yeti Hausfrau will be alllll ready for you.