I went through the grocery store checkout tonight with the following things in my cart:
one package of sushi
one L'Oreal Preference box of color (Medium Brown! Andie MacDowell's shade!!!)
one refill pack for my Clorox Toilet Wand
one bottle of Drano (Liquid Plumr didn't work. Since the name reminds me of an awful rapper's moniker I'm not surprised)
and one Diet Dr. Pepper.
I looked at the cashier and I said, "Can you see the fantastic night I have planned? All that's missing is a package of AA batteries."
She laughed and said, "What comes first? The hair or the drain?"
I replied: "I haven't decided yet. All I know is that this is going to be a spectacular evening."
And so far, it is.