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2/20/13

A Middle of the Night Call That Didn't Suck

When you become a parent, you discover a whole new world of scary.  Things that seemed innocent and benign before you had kids suddenly turn into drooling death machines bent on killing your child:

Hot dogs
Comforters
Stairs
Anything smaller than your baby's fist
Honey
Grapes
Paint
Toys made in China


You get the gist of it, right?  It's like becoming a parent gives you a pair of scare-vision goggles that you can't take off.

And then, something marvelous and amazing happens:  your baby grows up.  He learns to go down stairs by himself and doesn't cartwheel down to his demise on the wood landing.  She eats honey and she doesn't fade away from botulism.  They play with the cheap ass toys from China in the church nursery and don't develop symptoms of lead poisoning.

Next thing you know, you are the proud parent of a teenager.  Time to relax, right?

Ha.

Now, the drooling death machines are bigger. And scarier.  And oh so real:

Booze
Drugs
Cars
Sex
Other teenagers
Those other teenager's parents
Video games
Cell phones
Texting
Sexting
ACTs and grades and college and perhaps scariest of all,
Filling out the FAFSA form. 

The day you wake up and realize you have a teenager is kind of like that day you walked out of the hospital with your first newborn baby and NOBODY STOPPED YOU.  It's scary and exciting and you don't know if you're going to be any good at it, but since nobody is stopping you, you just do it.

If you've read my blog for a while you know what happened to my first teenager.  If you haven't read about Charlie, and what we went through, you can get a feel for it by reading this post.  Charlie wasn't your typical teenager in a lot of ways, but in most ways, he was. I had no clue about how to raise a teen; I went by a mish-mash of instinct, watching my friends, and John Hughes movies.  And despite all of my trying, something bad happened.  My baby got hurt.

After that, I watched my other kids like a big nervous hawk. As they became teenagers I worried and fretted and obsessed.  Trying to be SuperMom, I alternate between being overly protective and trying to give them their freedom.  I talk to them, when it seems like the right time (and sometimes when it seems like the opposite of the right time) about peer pressure.  About parties and friends and drugs and booze.  I try to answer their questions honestly, and try to not scare them or make it seem like these things are mysterious and fun like an R-rated movie that everyone else has seen because their parents are cool.

I guess I have an advantage, of sorts...their older brother is a living, breathing "After School  Special" about the dangers of drugs and alcohol.  After all, how many kids get to see their limp, unconscious sibling being whisked away into an ambulance? How many kids have had police at the front door and watched their mom try to reason with a swaying 6-foot tall kid who so very clearly wasn't in any condition to be reasoned with?  Until you have lived with a child like this, you don't know how it feels, and describing it is next to impossible. The fear, the shame, the anger.  And the regret..oh, the regret is a doozy.  You blame yourself for not seeing, not knowing what was happening right under your nose. You kick yourself, spit on yourself and call yourself a bad parent, a failure.  You blame.  Blame yourself, blame your ex-husband, blame that kid who called your boy a weirdo back in third grade.  The "if onlys" and "what ifs" haunt you.*

But, just like that day you carried your newborn out of the hospital, you don't stop. You keep going on because that's what a parent does.  And if you have other kids, you take what you've learned and you stick it in that battered parenting tool box we all lug around.

You talk, you listen, and you absolutely never, ever give up.  Then, if you're lucky..you get a call in the middle of the night.  A call that doesn't suck.

A couple of weekends ago, Henry (my 15 year old ninth grader) asked me if he could go to a party.  Well..technically he told me he was going...which in 15 year-old-speak kind of qualifies as asking.  Because they tell you with a question mark at the end.  So, he told me he was going.  I asked him the standards:  where was it, were there going to be parents there, who he was going with, how they were getting there, yada yada yada.  He provided good answers to all of them, and so he went with my blessings. My nervous, bug-eyed blessings.

My cell phone bleeped a little past midnight.  I don't sleep heavy anymore, haven't in years, so I picked it up almost immediately.  It was Henry.

His voice was shaky, I could tell he was scared.

"Mom?" he asked.  Even though I am now a veteran of these kinds of calls, let me tell you: there is no getting used to that initial heart-pounding fear. None. I answered him, cautiously:

"Henry?  What's going on?"

His words spilled out of the phone and swirled around my sleepy head..jumbled and confused and yet, so clear. So very clear: "Mom we were at this party and someone was drinking and smoking and the cops came and they told us to call our parents and one of them is standing right here and mom I'm so sorry!"

"Are you okay, Henry?"  And as I asked this question I was already out of bed, slippers on my feet and part of my brain trying to remember where I had left my purse and car keys.

"I'm fine, mom.  Really I'm fine.  And so are my friends." and then his voice dropped, to a hushed confessional volume:  "I'm scared, mom."

He then told me that the policeman wanted to speak to me.  Again, not the first time I've talked to a faceless officer in the wee hours of the night.  I mustered up as much courage as one is able to find at 12:15 a.m.

"Ma'am?  Is this Henry's mother?" he asked.

"Yes, this is she.  What's going on?" pleaseohplease don't let me sound like a loser...

"I just wanted to let you know that your son and his friends weren't involved in the drinking tonight.  We have all of them right here, they're fine. They have a ride coming to get them.  And ma'am?" he paused.  This is where the boom comes, I thought to myself.  This is where they tell you they found something on him or that they've decided you are the worst parent they've come across in their 25 years on the beat.  But he continued:

"I just wanted to tell you what a good kid you have. When I talked to him, and told him to call you, he started to cry..I asked him why he was crying and you know what he said?"

And now there were tears on my cheeks as I shook my head in the dark bedroom. "No..please tell me, what did he say?"

"He said he was scared that you won't trust him anymore, ma'am. You should be proud of him, ya know. You've done a good job raising him."

I've done a good job of raising him, he said.

I thanked the officer, got back on the phone with Henry and figured out the ride situation, and then I said to him:

"I'm proud of you, Henry.  Really proud.  I love you."

The phone call, in its entirety, lasted maybe 5 minutes. But it's one I will never forget. And with any luck, Henry won't forget it, either.  I think both of us learned something, in the middle of the night call that didn't suck.

Parenting teenagers is hard, and sometimes you really have to squint to see progress. Fortunately, there are times where you CAN see it..times you can't miss it.  I saw it pretty clearly that night. 

And so I continue on this path of raising teenagers, grateful for each learning experience that comes my way. Grateful for each night there is no call, and grateful to see my kids in the morning even if they're tired and crabby and still don't know how to close a door behind them or wipe pee off a toilet seat.  Nobody is stopping me, after all...I'm just doing the best I can.

* I need to stress, and I mean all-caps STRESS that Charlie is no longer that kid I described up there. We went through hellish times and yes, they were awful. But today, Charlie is doing really well.  He's in school, he's working, he's thinking about the future and what kind of mark he wants to make on this world. I think he's an awesome son, and I'm proud of him.  I love him, too.  So, so much.


20 comments:

  1. God damn it Jenny. Right in the feels. How am I going to survive class now???

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    1. Sorry Alex!! Hope you could keep that chin from quivering :) Thanks for reading, my friend.

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  2. Well Jenny, I have tears in my eyes reading this too. See -- you ARE a great mom. Henry's behavior was exactly what every decent parent dreams about, and when complete strangers (in law enforcement, who have probably seen everything) recognize your excellent parenting and how well your kids are turning out, that is saying a lot!! This is a beautiful story. And so glad to hear Charlie is OK now. When I met him last summer he seemed like a guy who very much has his act together. But just because he had some, um, "issues" in the past, it was NOT YOUR FAULT. (Heck, several of the most clean-cut, straight, wholesome people we went to high school with went down the same wrong path for awhile. Really. Not their parents' fault either.) Anyhoo...Give yourself a BIG pat on the back (and hell, have a glass of wine too). And a hug for each of the kids!

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    1. Thank you so much Jenzi!! You are a great friend. Wine will be had this weekend, hugs will be dispensed sooner :)

      Thanks for reading!

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  3. Auggghh! To my anonymous friend who wrote a lovely comment beginning with "Now that my tears have dried"..I accidentally deleted it :( I wanted to let you know, so you didn't think I declined it or anything like that. Thank you for your sweet words.

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  4. Yup I'm in tears too. So many frustrating moments of motherhood(mostly because we beat ourselves up)but having small moments like that are what keep us going and remind us how lucky we are to have such great kids. Keep doing what you're doing Jenny!

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  5. Well, add me to the list of bawlers, because I'm totally teary-eyed over here. I can't imagine how scared you must have felt when that phone rang, and how good you must have felt by the time you hung up :) And kudos to the cop who let you know what a great kid you have. And sooo glad to hear that your oldest is doing so well. Gosh, I can't wait for another 6 or 7 years when my kids are teenagers....not.

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    1. Ha, Traci! You'll do just fine, and your kids will too. But take my advice: enjoy the fun you have with them now. I miss those days...a lot.

      Thanks for reading!

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  6. I anticipate and dread the teen years as I do every one of the few stages we've hit now. I was never a teenage boy so I can't say I know how they will feel. But I was a bit of a rebellious teen and dated far more than my share of teen boys so I guess I have that going for me. I also drank like a fish (despite having an alcoholic for a dad), drank until I passed out (more than once), threw up blood (more than once) but somehow still ended up 'okay'.
    Changing hormones are a horrible thing. I guess in some ways I'm happy I don't have girls since I know what teen girls can be like.
    Sounds like you are doing all the right things. Your kids are all individuals and growing up as such.

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    1. Thanks Christine! Don't dread the teen years, okay? You'll make yourself crazy if you do that. Like I told Traci up there ^^^ enjoy them now and remember that teenagers aren't all that scary.

      Believe it or not my girl has been the easy teen!!

      Thank you for reading!

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  7. My heart is brimming with JOY from this post. I think it's my new favorite! What parent among us wouldn't have loved to get this call, which does such a drastic 360, in the wee hours? It's tremendous! It's almost like winning the lottery or some other fantastic thing. Could you even go back to sleep from the sheer happiness of it? And to think it came from an armed, trained, public official. I LOVE this post! I'm so very happy for you! Thanks for sharing it.

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    1. Awwww thank you, Gail! It really was a good feeling. I wish I had thanked the cop a little more profusely. He did something really great that night.

      Thank you for reading!

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  8. Oh. My. Goodness. Didn't expect to need a Kleenex. I hate those middle of the night calls. And even if it started with police and my kid, if it ended like that one, I'd treasure it!

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    1. Thank you Kimberly! I am definitely treasuring this one.

      Thank you for reading!

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    2. Way to go Mom! I am just embarking on the terrifying teens, my oldest is 12 going on 18 :o. I found you on the Circle of Moms Top 25 Single Mom Bloggers. If you scroll all the way down you'll find me, lol. I can see why you're number 1!

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    3. Tattoomommie, you rock! Hang in there, sister. Teenagers are mysterious creatures but they are so awesome. You'll do just fine :)

      Thank you so much for reading!

      Jenny

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  9. I've got a Charlie, too. My heart to yours, this post is beautiful. <3

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  10. *sniffle*

    Damn. Thank you. My oldest is 17, middle child just turned 13 and my youngest is 6. I am raising them on my own and the teen years terrify me like nothing before. I'm so glad I found your blog. It is difficult to find mothers (parents) of teenagers who aren't trying to be their kids' friends. You know?

    Thanks again.

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  11. I wasn't going to comment until I got up to more recent times, I am late in the game of reading your blog, dear Jenny, but I must say that I was so happy for you while reading this post. You should be proud of your kids. And all that you have accomplished. I loved the previous post, too, about the hydrangea present and the memory of your beloved former garden. I am glad that I made the effort to read from the beginning. I get it. I am dashing on, because I am so curious if you got your book deal. Count me in as a book buyer!

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