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Apparently there's a German porn out there titled "Happy Hausfrau".

I think a lot of people mistakenly come here, looking for it.

Sorry, fellas. You aren't going to find a big boned, Aryan babe dressed in an apron doing things with a feather duster.

Just me. Mostly Irish, with a few other things mixed in.

I used to have a little Norwegian in me, but we're divorced now.
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7 comments:

  1. Danielle BethkeJune 8, 2010 at 8:47 AM

    "I used to have a little Norwegian in me, but we're divorced now."

    ROTFLMAO!

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  2. UnknownJune 8, 2010 at 1:19 PM

    Favorite part: "LITTLE Norwegian".....as opposed to the man with the third leg. HA!

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  3. AnonymousSeptember 21, 2012 at 12:29 PM

    I am with Danielle - ROTFLMAO!

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    1. the_happy_hausfrauSeptember 21, 2012 at 2:51 PM

      Just between you and me, this may be my favorite post, ever.

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  4. LisaJuly 16, 2013 at 9:39 AM

    See....now THIS is why I know we're sisters separated at birth. I always get in trouble for saying 'I used to have a little polish in me, but I divorced him.' xoxoxo

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    1. the_happy_hausfrauJuly 16, 2013 at 9:41 AM

      HA! Great minds TOTALLY think alike.

      I have several Polish sausage jokes on deck now. Thank you.

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  5. JoDecember 26, 2014 at 2:44 PM

    OMG, you are killing me! With 4 year old posts lol

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