tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7377914227915645124.post2466195193266117815..comments2024-02-23T10:00:32.673-06:00Comments on the happy hausfrau: Incredibly Worthless Superpowersthe_happy_hausfrauhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07372773477740551839noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7377914227915645124.post-71032430010591229582016-04-18T21:24:32.589-05:002016-04-18T21:24:32.589-05:00Mine is no matter how thin I get, my face will alw...Mine is no matter how thin I get, my face will always look like I am heavy set. In my twenties I dabbled in step aerobics and The Firm workouts. Had a killer bod but my face remained double chinned and big chunky cheeks. Every picture I have from that long ago, so long ago that time has forgotten, if it's a face picture you would swear you were looking at a heavy set girl. Well my body finally caught up with my face but that's ok, two kids, surviving infidelity, and loss of a job, I think its allowed, for now :) Juidth Bnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7377914227915645124.post-77478177650057001412016-04-08T15:31:24.172-05:002016-04-08T15:31:24.172-05:00Mine isn't funny, but I do feel like it is the...Mine isn't funny, but I do feel like it is the best. Abusive men hate me. They hate me right away and with a passion. I am telling you if you are dating someone and immediately upon meeting me he is trying to get you to never see me again. Get out. NOW! The feeling is totally mutual so all gain no loss for me.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13678255886433461722noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7377914227915645124.post-26799401029254700432016-04-08T15:24:57.237-05:002016-04-08T15:24:57.237-05:00Me too. It started in college. I am not alone.Me too. It started in college. I am not alone.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13678255886433461722noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7377914227915645124.post-12708387352160897262016-04-05T14:57:07.246-05:002016-04-05T14:57:07.246-05:00OMG!!!! I'm guffawing right now. I have that s...OMG!!!! I'm guffawing right now. I have that same "person you cut in front of" power too!!! This made my freaking day. Thank you 😄😄the_happy_hausfrauhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07372773477740551839noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7377914227915645124.post-73489653404756165002016-04-05T12:13:55.713-05:002016-04-05T12:13:55.713-05:00How fun are you!! Such a great post! I used to kn...How fun are you!! Such a great post! I used to know all the area codes in the country, and all the major Oscar winners/movies. Not so much any more. But I AM the one in ANY line who you walk across in front of to get to the other side. Even if I am standing just as close to the next person as everyone else, it is always in front of me that people cut through. Would have preferred the mind reading power, but luck of the draw I guess. Thanks for adding a smile to my day! Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7377914227915645124.post-5746833033487989052016-04-01T07:27:37.105-05:002016-04-01T07:27:37.105-05:00LADIES! You need to give me your phone numbers bec...LADIES! You need to give me your phone numbers because I have wasted hours of my life Googling celebrity commercial voiceovers. They all sound like Jim from The Office to me.<br /><br />And OMG sorry about the smell one, I can totally relate. At least once a week I'm convinced the house is burning down.the_happy_hausfrauhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07372773477740551839noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7377914227915645124.post-85752976001186580862016-03-29T20:04:10.372-05:002016-03-29T20:04:10.372-05:00I have an outstanding bladder. Both volume and sta...I have an outstanding bladder. Both volume and stamina. I can will myself to not have to pee for hours.<br /><br />I make people lose football games. Whatever team I'm cheering for-- if I pay too much attention to it.<br /><br />If I can remember an event or occurrence, I can remember what I was wearing that day. Dating back to late elementary school.<br /><br />This is an exhaustive list of my talents. I have always had THE worst non-greasy hair envy. That is a true gift you have, straight from the heavens above.<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7377914227915645124.post-47919045377814655622016-03-28T14:15:02.512-05:002016-03-28T14:15:02.512-05:00Me too, Deborah!Me too, Deborah!yasmarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00277982964856881614noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7377914227915645124.post-45548989431493421932016-03-28T08:27:09.151-05:002016-03-28T08:27:09.151-05:00I can remember license plate numbers. When we pull...I can remember license plate numbers. When we pull into a busy parking lot I can easily know if anyone we know is inside. If I can't recite your plate #, then I can at least recognize it when I see it. This "skill" has only come in useful once..ever. jackiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15544961095474349092noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7377914227915645124.post-76102161810163470002016-03-28T03:35:56.160-05:002016-03-28T03:35:56.160-05:00I laughed so much reading this blog post. The comm...I laughed so much reading this blog post. The comments are funny, too! You have fascinating super powers, HH. <br /><br />I'm terrible at remembering names - very embarrassing in social situations when others remember mine. I've tried using the various techniques for name recall but I'm still bad at it. However, I WILL remember that person's personality, his/her life story and other personal details - just not the name!<br /><br />My weird talent: I can handwrite in backwards reversed-lettering, in cursive script, using my left non-dominant hand. The handwriting is readable when the paper is held up to the mirror. Not very useful since I've not been able to capitalize on this ability!<br /><br />Wish you a great week. - MouseAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7377914227915645124.post-36016759809466066652016-03-27T17:23:06.138-05:002016-03-27T17:23:06.138-05:00I'm with you on choosing slow checkout lanes. ...I'm with you on choosing slow checkout lanes. I envy your hair that never gets dirty, I have to wash mine almost every day and it's annoying. <br /><br />My super power is that without any price tags present, I'm able to pick out and want the most expensive item on display and then sigh with disappointment when I realize I can't afford it. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7377914227915645124.post-67277816603148584732016-03-27T09:02:22.229-05:002016-03-27T09:02:22.229-05:00My super power is slowing time down as in if you g...My super power is slowing time down as in if you give me a wrist watch with a brand new battery in it, by Thursday it has lost an hour of time.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7377914227915645124.post-58560014662008775922016-03-26T22:19:34.853-05:002016-03-26T22:19:34.853-05:00I can stop hiccups by holding your wrist. I inheri...I can stop hiccups by holding your wrist. I inherited it form my great grandmother. Lesliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00298959460831328477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7377914227915645124.post-66382942411912294342016-03-26T17:47:09.119-05:002016-03-26T17:47:09.119-05:00I feel badly about this, but I do have the power t...I feel badly about this, but I do have the power to make figure skaters fall. Everyone can be doing fine, but I walk into the room, look at them and think, "Oh no! Don't try it!" Down they go. I make sure not to look at jets in the sky. I just can't be responsible for that.Mary Morganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00469482811940416358noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7377914227915645124.post-44039625772364763332016-03-26T14:49:39.769-05:002016-03-26T14:49:39.769-05:00I have an acquaintance who can assign Muppets to p...I have an acquaintance who can assign Muppets to people we know. Have you tried Muppets? Those are fun.<br /><br />I'm jealous of your hair.Whitneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07636206212678194409noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7377914227915645124.post-29252849600265461932016-03-26T14:35:40.891-05:002016-03-26T14:35:40.891-05:00I can accurately (within 1/10th of a degree) gauge...I can accurately (within 1/10th of a degree) gauge the temperature of anyone with a fever by touching their chest or belly. Comes in handy when I can't find the thermometer, otherwise pretty useless.<br /><br />I have the leftovers/plastic container power too, except without always having the correct lids. I think my dishwasher may be eating those.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17054458776013982036noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7377914227915645124.post-67572769612510893472016-03-26T13:18:58.352-05:002016-03-26T13:18:58.352-05:00I can identify any celebrity voice over
DeborahI can identify any celebrity voice over<br /><br />DeborahAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7377914227915645124.post-22168168059451614742016-03-26T12:53:23.385-05:002016-03-26T12:53:23.385-05:00I have an outstanding sense of smell. This sounds ...I have an outstanding sense of smell. This sounds like a great thing but I've discovered in day to day life I encounter far more bad smells than good. With a two small kids- one still in diapers- you can guess what I'm dealing with. It's also irritating because my cries of "why didnt you throw this out/launder/empty trash?!?" are met with blank stares and "I don't smell anything..." by my husband. Furthermore, this sense of smell is heightened by pregnancy which is fantastic as even things that normally don't bother me can make me gag or vomit. Just once I'd like to use my powers for good or to solve a crime but my chances are low unless someone has stolen a used diaper genie or trash!Lucky #17https://www.blogger.com/profile/04695470023425402211noreply@blogger.com